Happy Monday - Salamat Manong Guard

• Guard sa parking: Good morning sir
• Me: Good morning din pare
• Lobby Guard: Sir, patingin ID
• Me: Kunin ko lang sa taas (hehe, nakalimutan ko eh)
• Lobby Guard grabs my right arm, hindi sir kailangan nyo mag register
• AYOS! seryoso pala. so register ako... ok lang pero nakakapikon pa rin kasi habang nagsusulat ako nakita ko yun mga naka shlong shleeves dere-deretso lang. Good job security guard Jun Pineda!
• Lesson 1: Don't forget your ID sa office - it's against the law! Baka hawakan ka (hahaha) kala ko poposasan ako eh.
• Lesson 2: Shlong shleeves equals ID